Friday, October 22, 2010

Contest Promotion by Gordon LaChance

Hey Yous! I'm back.  It's Gordon LaChance.  Yeah, I know I know.  I've been off da map dees days.  I found myself a new lady.  Her professional name is Ms. Food Face, but I get ta call huh Gina.  Oh beauty-full Gina.  Gina's down in Atlantic City dis weekend wid her ex-mudder-in-law, gettin' her gamble on.  If she wins big, she's gonna buy me some special seasonings for my eyes.

So anyways, I tawt I'd take this oppa-tunidy to give you my example of a Spoogly Face for Ting-guh's Cawntest. (As Nania covuh-ed yesterday, SPOOGLY = SPOOKY + UGLY.)
If you don't remembuh, dis is what I usually look like:

And here's some Spoogly for ya:


RAWR!

If you're not aware of Ting-gah's contest, read yestuhday's entry (Octobuh da tweny-fust)... entitled, "Ting-gah's Cornuh: HALLOWEEN CAWNTEST ANNOUNCEMENT." 
Dat's all from me fuh nows.  I godda Skype date wid my lady.  Have a great weekend, you all! 

-Gordon LaChance

5 comments:

  1. Gordon's second photo looks like your second photo. Never knew breakfast could look so scary.

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  2. Eunie: Yes, I see the photo resemblance now that you mention it. And yes, cheesy scrambled egg eyes + toast wedges was surprisingly frightening! I took the photo as quickly as I could and then ate it... pronto.

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  3. I think you are tapping into a sorely underdeveloped artistic medium, my friend. First, the nan stop; next, the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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  4. It's gonna be tough to beat LaChance in this contest

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  5. Angela: I knew as a musician and fluent francophone, you'd see the art a la Breakfast Face.

    Cyrus: He set a high bar, but you can reach it! Just one day left to enter!

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